This t-shirt is for those moments when the market tanks, your wallet cries, and all you can say is #FUKU. Softer than a meme war in a bear market and stretchy enough to handle all your stress eating during corrections. Whether you're rage-hodling or laughing through the pain, this shirt has your back (literally).

100% combed and ring-spun cotton: As smooth as your last rug pull wasn’t.
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (about the weight of your patience waiting for a bull run).
Pre-shrunk fabric: No post-wash surprises, just like your exit strategy should be.
Side-seamed construction: Because saggy shirts are so Web2.
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping: For that extra bit of structure when everything else falls apart.
Globally sourced: Like Bitcoin, this shirt knows no borders.
Rock it and remind everyone that, win or lose, you’re always #FUKU ready.